JOKES! (INVENTED BY ME!)
1:What do you call a rich pirate? A buck-aneer.
2:(this is a joke modified for morbid purposes.) Two guys are hiking. One of them falls to the ground. The other guy kicks at his head. He accidentally kicks him off the cliff. He lands on a ledge 30 feet below. The other guy calls 911. The operator says, "Make sure he's actually dead." The operator hears a gunshot, then a sound like a water balloon popping. MORE JOKES SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:(this is a joke modified for morbid purposes.) Two guys are hiking. One of them falls to the ground. The other guy kicks at his head. He accidentally kicks him off the cliff. He lands on a ledge 30 feet below. The other guy calls 911. The operator says, "Make sure he's actually dead." The operator hears a gunshot, then a sound like a water balloon popping. MORE JOKES SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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