The Amazing Sailing Match
WARNING: PEOPLE DIE IN THIS
Two kids were sailing boats. It was a furious race.
Suddenly, another kid ran up with bellows and blew one off course. The owner of the boat stood up and kicked the guy in the goodies. The kid fell into the water and drowned, taking the bellows with him.
His impact created a tidal wave that pushed the first boat over the finish line.
Of course, the guy who had the other boat accused the other dude of cheating.
They started fighting, and the loser of the race received a black eye, a whack to the bladder, and fell into the pond.
The winner walked away satisfied.
Two kids were sailing boats. It was a furious race.
Suddenly, another kid ran up with bellows and blew one off course. The owner of the boat stood up and kicked the guy in the goodies. The kid fell into the water and drowned, taking the bellows with him.
His impact created a tidal wave that pushed the first boat over the finish line.
Of course, the guy who had the other boat accused the other dude of cheating.
They started fighting, and the loser of the race received a black eye, a whack to the bladder, and fell into the pond.
The winner walked away satisfied.
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