THE FIRST WEEK OF 2018 IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!

YEAH!!! We are officially done with the first week of 2018. Well, the year started on a Monday, but we've still gone through 7 days. Now, here's some things I've been wondering about:

1: Will there be 200 new Pokemon expansions this year? (I think the newest one is Sun & Moon: Crimson Invasion.)

2: Could I possibly be the youngest guy on American Ninja Warrior?

3: Will a chicken and a donkey get shot and mutate into a giant undead half-chicken, half-donkey?

4: Is it possible to die of blogging?

5: Is it possible to die of eating bacon?

6: Do I ask the weirdest questions on earth?

7: Will I be able to award myself an award for weirdest guy on earth?

8: Can I stop writing this blog post now?